Beastie Boys to pen their own memoir

The remaining members of the Beastie Boys have signed on with Random House Publishing to write their own memoir.

Mike D and Ad-Rock have said this won’t be a traditional band autobiography but rather – quote – “a pastiche of voices, images, irreverent humour and pop-cultural reference points” which we think sounds all very postmodern university graduate rather than bad-boy rapper.

A title for the memoir has yet to be confirmed, but Cream suggests something like ‘No Sleep Till Deadline’.