Kim Kardashian video leak

“Is everyone getting a tape of this because I hope you do so you can see me when I’m famous… and I want you to remember me… this beautiful little girl…”. And so on and on goes Kim Kardashian in video footage dug out from 1994, shot at her eighth grade graduation.

The then 13-year-old had no qualms in letting her ego rip – a little like she does today, only more precociously (if you believe that possible).

The video was revealed online by Entertainment News yesterday, just as Kim was celebrating her 34th birthday and includes a barrage of quotable quotes that could well leave Aristotle and Socrates in the shade – that is if Gen Y even know who those one-named dudes are.

“My name is Kim Kardashian,” introduces the world’s most famous-for-doing-nothing celebrity, “and I’m the dopest on the ropest person in this class. I’m dope on the rope and you should learn my vocabulary. Kim is dope! Dope is Kim!”

The video then disintegrates into a montage of me-me-me-ism with Kim quipping “I’m more popular than she is” and “Everyone loves me” and other such insufferable guff.

Ah well, she got her wish. Suffice to say, if you can’t get enough trash talk, watch the clip here (or click on it top of story).  Antonino Tati