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Kim K attempts to shut down ‘white lines’ debacle

Kim Kardashian white lines cream magazine @2x

Kim Kardashian has gone into auto damage control mode after a photo of her on Snapchat showed two neat lines of powder (or crystal) laid out on a table behind her.

A fan on Twitter quickly noted the suspicious white stuff, zooming in on it, and alleging Kim had been “caught out with cocaine”.

Kim quickly dismissed the suggestions in a follow-up Tweet: “I do not play with rumors like this so I’m gonna shut it down real quick. That’s sugar from our candy mess from dylan’s candy shop”.

Sure it is, hon. Because cutting up ‘sugar’ or ‘candy’ and assembling it into parallel lines is what the rich and famous simply live for. And snorting it gives you all the confidence you need to take casual Snapchat pics while dressed in a scruffy tee, posing like you’re in the midst of a porn scene.  Antonino Tati

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