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Jennifer Aniston’s twisted six-degrees-of-separation birthday bash…

I once had a dream that all my exes were in the one room at a birthday party of mine. Of course I’d never go through with it in real life. Imagine the drama, the chaos, the exhaustion trying to keep nice with all of them…

Well, one particularly famous person appears to have shared this fantasy, but, since she is who she is and just loves to flirt with drama (a lot of drama), Jennifer Aniston has gone and invited a bunch of her exes to her 50th birthday bash. No, wait, she’s gone one step beyond and invited a bunch of their’ exes as well.

While the tabloids have made a big deal about her former lover from eons ago, Brad Pitt being invited, they’ve hardly mentioned the others there, many of them spookily connected.

Jen, who turns 50 today, celebrated with a huge bash last night at LA’s Sunset Tower Hotel.

Gwyneth Paltrow was there… who was once engaged to Brad Pitt… Jen’s ex high falutin’ player John Mayer was there, as was his ex-partner Katy Perry… as was Perry’s beau Orlando Bloom… Heck, even ol’ gal pal Courteney Cox was there with her ex-husband David Arquette.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Angelina Jolie was also invited but declined since she’s had enough drama lately to last a few lifetimes…

But who wasn’t on the guest list? Ironically, Aniston’s most recent ex Justin Theroux. Now that’s taking the piss…

Antonino Tati

 

Note: For the record, also at the party were Reese Witherspoon, Lisa Kudrow, Ellen DeGeneres, Portia DeRossi, Sandra Bullock, Cindy Crawford, George and Amal Clooney, Robert Downey Jr., Jason Bateman, Kate Hudson, Diane Keaton, and even Barbara Streisand – basically half of Hollywood.

 

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