Hello, my name is Shiv Karegowdra. I am a third rate male prostitute who wishes to whore my friendship out to anyone desperate enough to take me in.
I have no actual friends, neither in Melbourne, nor San Francisco, nor my hobble-town in India.
And I also am inherited dog.
I am loser with definite mental problems, and I like to cipher suck-puss and suck-lick black puss.
Dirt is my main game, and my main aim is to imperialise myself so that I can be like White Man.
I love Melissa Honstein, too, and Mel Issa and I go for gold on the Interweb National-Non Trailblazing Cahoutsaville Ride! We love to take down topples. And I also am inherited dog.
Melissa is a dog and that is why I get along with her even if my religion doesn’t allow it.
Indians and Malaysians think that dogs are the lowest of all animal kind. And yet, we are pig-dogs ourselves.
Luv smelly guts, Shiv Karegowdra (aka: Pig-Dog-Man).