FOUND OBJECTS: VOLUME 01 (The Downloads)

Found Objects is a music compilation series that celebrates the return of the remix and the art of sampling (ie: found audio). Australian audio artist and Cream magazine editor Antonino Tati trawls through the internet to discover the campest of documentaries, mad retro advertisements and cool film quotes, layering words of wit (and occasional dimwittedness) over alternative, preloved mixes of songs. Music featured is varied with Volume 01 containing remixes of songs by Kylie Minogue, Madonna, Darren Hayes, Suede, EMF, Eurythmics, Thomas Dolby, George Michael, and Pet Shop Boys. All tracks from Volume 01 feature on this page. Vocal and co-mixing credits at bottom of page.

Song reproductions and art, layout and design by Antonino Tati, Cream Publishing, 2026. Coming soon, ‘Found Objects: Volume 02’. For now, see if you can find your starsign among the 12 hidden below.

CREDITS:

KYLIE MINOGUE PADAM PADAM (A LITTLE MORE ON THE REVERB MIX) Original song with vocals by Kylie Minogue, written and produced by Peter Rycroft and Ina Wroldsen. Reproduction by Antonino Tati. Samples from the films ‘Jerry Maguire’ (1996) and ‘Casablanca’ (1942), and from ‘Can’t Get You Out Of My Head’ by Kylie Minogue. Sampling and post-mixing by Antonino Tati. Beats by DJs Lorcan and Furi.

MADONNA CANDY PERFUME GIRL (LESSONS IN FRAGRANCE APPLICATION) Original song with vocals by Madonna, written by Madonna, William Orbit and Susannah Melvoin, and produced by Madonna and William Orbit. Sampling by Antonino Tati. Samples from a vintage fragrance education film through Creative Commons, and a Charlie perfume advertisement by Revlon. Sample of the song ‘Ya Ba Ye’ by Ofra Haza.

DARREN HAYES A FEAR OF FALLING UNDER / WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? (CREAM RADIO BLEND) Original songs with vocals by Darren Hayes, written by Darren Hayes and produced by Justin Shave and Guy Chambers. Reproduction including song splicing and sampling by Antonino Tati. Excerpt from a 2014 news story on pollution in the waters of Crimea, Creative Commons. Sample from a trailer for the 1954 film ‘Creature From The Black Lagoon’. Sample from the song ‘Octopus’s Garden’ by The Beatles. Samples from a Cream Radio promo / ID.

SUEDE SAVOIR FAIRE (SUAVE BEATS REMIX) Original song by Suede, produced by Steven Osborne. Vocals by Brett Anderson. Beats and sampling by Antonino Tati. Samples from a 1930s documentary ‘How to Undress’ that shows women ‘how to undress’ for men.

EURYTHMICS IT’S ALRIGHT (BABY’S COMING BACK) (ARNIE GETS IN ON A JUSTIN CREDIBLE MIX) Original song with vocals by Annie Lennox, written by Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart and produced by Dave Stewart . Samples from the 1984 sci-fi film ‘The Terminator’ featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the 1950 film ‘Sunset Boulevard’ starring Gloria Swanson. Sampling and splicing by Antonino Tati. Beats by Justin Credible.

THOMAS DOLBY SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE (BLINDED BY THE MAGIC OF SCIENCE MIX) Original song with vocals by Thomas Dolby, written by Thomas Dolby and Jo Kerr, and produced by Thomas Dolby and Tim Friese-Greene. Though this remix does not include many of the lyrics from the original song, these have been reprinted because they’re pretty cool. Samples from an episode of ABC Australia’s science program ‘Why Is It So?’ hosted by Professor Julius Sumner Miller. Sampling and song editing by Antonino Tati. Beats by Go Home Productions.

GEORGE MICHAEL I WANT YOUR SEX (AND I END UP WITH A WET DREAM MIX) Original song with vocals by George Michael, written and produced by George Michael. Samples from a 1957 sex education film that taught young men of the perils of masturbation. Sampling and mixing by Antonino Tati. Beats by The Freemasons.

PET SHOP BOYS THE POP KIDS (NEW YORK LONDON PARIS MUZIK MIX) Original song with vocals by Neil Tennant, written by Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe, and produced by Stuart Price. Samples from the song ‘Pop Muzik’ by M, and the 1934 film ‘Bright Eyes’ starring Shirley Temple. Sampling and post-mixing by Antonino Tati. Beats by Tomorrow Is Now. Apologies to Neil Tennant for the maximalist thumbnail art attached to this remix… Sir, it had to be done once.

EMF UNBELIEVABLE (CHRISTIAN BALE GOES BATSHIT CRAY) Original song written and performed by EMF. Samples of a tirade from actor Christian Bale verbally abusing his director of photography in 2008 on the set of ‘Terminator Salvation’. Sampling and mixing by Antonino Tati. Beats by F82.

MAN 2 MAN MEET MATT PARRISH MALE STRIPPER (ONE AND ONLY FAN’S MIX) Original music by Man 2 Man Meet Man Parrish. Reproduction and vocals by Antonino Tati.