As if the United States (well, Divided States) wasn’t in big enough strife already, what with an absolute dickwad running the nation, dimwitted fucknut Kanye West today announced he will be running for president in this year’s election.
West made the announcement on Twitter earlier today, stating: “We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision and building our future. I am running for president of the United States.”
God help us indeed.
Between all his constant non sequiters and overzealous meanderings, Kanye has occasionally dropped hints that he would like to run for president but his recent announcement on Twitter has us preparing for cover already since Shit. Really. Is. About. To. Hit. The. Fan.
Of course Kanye has no plans to present to the public yet – no policy or reform talk, nor suggestions for a running mate (perhaps wife Kim might want to give VP a go) – but he will presumably be throwing his name in the ring as an independent candidate.
The man who once said “Visiting my mind is like visiting the Hermes factory: shit is real” and who often depicts himself as Jesus Christ already has the approval of billionaire Elon Musk, who responded to to the announcement by saying “You have my full support”.
God forbid if Musk and West’s money really does talk and ends up seeing the latter nutter stepping into the Oval Office for reals.